jay and silent bob strike back deleted scenes

jay and silent bob strike back deleted scenes

[singing] After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Devil Jay: [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] Oh, that Affleck! Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. Chaka: Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! Oh, you like that, MULE. He's got a great sense of humor. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. Jay: [to his buddies] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Well, actually there was this one time Clark: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. You're doubling me, obviously. What is your damage, little boy. Jay: Jay: [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. 'Scuse me. Go to hell! Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. Customer at Quick Stop: [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006. Oh you REALLY don't wanna help us. Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. This desperate effort, with yet more yawn-inducing intros by Smith, is just garbage. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. Dude, she called you retarded. Something sweet, ya big goof. Ben Affleck: The C.L.I.T. And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. Sissy: Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Brodie: That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! Walt "Fanboy" Grover: An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! COMMANDER! Dante Hicks: This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. Dude, I think I just filled the cup. GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! Get the fuck off her. I'm busy. / We smoke the blunts. When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. OOH you little fuck. Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! Good luck! Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Packed. Chaka: Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. Gus Van Sant: is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. I didn't think so. Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. [the monkey has been put into a car] Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: Five hours and not a single ride. Cock-Knocker: There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. will suck your dick off if you let us go. At least call me by the right fucking character. Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. In prison, he'll be the pie. The fuck you talkin' about? Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". Holy Shit. Will you fuck me when you get out? James Van Der Beek: Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice. [Jay nods. Remind me to renew that restraining order. Holden: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Baby Jay: The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. What've I been telling you? Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. It is a comic book, not your dick! Metatron: God? [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. Sure, I do. Would you stop saying that? [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." Whillenholly: The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. When, Lord when? You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. You have a sick and twisted world perspective. So? Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? Jay: When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Reg Hartner: Gus? Velma: And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. There's females present. Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. Holden: I'm the pie fucker. I pinch it like this. Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. Chrissy: Go to hell, Pacey! The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. Jay: The hell with this. Sissy: There's no boogers in it sir. Jay: Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. Girls like that kinda shit. [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. Jay: Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Don't say anything! Tricia Jones: Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. James Van Der Beek: Until it happened to me. Oh, that's it, honey! The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. Jay's Mother: By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? The honeymoon's over. Then taste it. Original Runtime : 1 hour 44 Mins. Sheriff: Oh Jesus, again Ben? Cock-Knocker: What are we gonna do? Must kill him, doesn't it! The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. [to Banky] Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? Two-disc set. Willam Black: 104 min. I'm HAUNTED by it! This isn't fair! Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. It's a Miramax flick. Oh yeah, nice parenting. Don't you recognize me? Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? You gotta do the safe picture. Read . Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. Eew, man, she had '70s bush. You want some of this? Daphne: Miramax Security Guard Gordon: I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. Steve-Dave Pulasti: James Van Der Beek: They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". That's beautiful, man. A day. [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. You can't take it back. Free shipping for many products! I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". Jay: What do we do with them now? He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. [singing] Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Jason Biggs: [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. Who'd pay to see that? Whillenholly: [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. See? You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Jay's Mother: The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. Jay: The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. Sheriff: Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. Randal Graves: Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Chaka: You put your dick in a pie! The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. Jay: Catchy, ain't it? Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. Hmm, I don't know. But it was better than "Mallrats". [to infant Jay] And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Watch the language, little boy! The familiar setting of the Quick Stop in New Jersey opens the picture, where we see two babies being wheeled up next to one another, while both parents leave them alone outside to watch over one another. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Jay: I make that shit work. Randal Graves: What if they're creating an army of them? Sissy: Feature length? Jay. Jay: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . Let's go, misters. God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. Jay: This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Shannen Doherty: Jay: [to Jay] Holy Fuck! Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Chaka: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Get that shit the fuck out of here. Passerby: A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. Now how do *you* like *them apples*? The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief!

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