the longest sentence in the world copy and paste

the longest sentence in the world copy and paste

Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. What does this mean to you? There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. While. It's an outrage! It will translate any thing, to anything else. Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? He is pure evil. Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? You know you want to! It just doesn't make any sense. Today, I was checking out some weird news. Are you happy? Soit doesn't bother to find all solutions, and it may be wrong. Wellbetter go before one of my two and half sane readers falls asleep:) Seeya! OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" Please read our disclosure for more info. Guess what? But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. Welllet's see. They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. That's just how many times you have to click before you can leave. Faulkners intimacy is not earnestness, it is the uncanny feeling of a raw encounter with a nerve center lighting up with information, all of it seemingly critically important. My favorite stuffJTHMI have my libraries copy of JTHMI shall quote Noodle Boy for you:) (Full copyright/credit to Jonhnen Vasquez for writin' the stuff, I'm just sharing the spleeny goodness with you). Someone could have super-disolving spit, or watery-spit. It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? Not that my mother is annoyingjust set in her ways. At least her's makes sensesort of. I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) Who am I kidding. After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19). I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. The number of characters in the longest word is also shown. But one of my classes is work, and two others are horrible year-round classes. Squirell? Okay. It even SOUNDS weird. I hate Math. If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". After all, I've been to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website over 50 times. -works best on pc/laptop. *sniffle* I feel so sorry for you! Were also on Pinterest, Tumblr, and Flipboard. I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste. Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. My dadwas on this site. I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! My answer is simple. Some people disagree, the director of the Kansas Geological Survey said "I think this is part of a vast breakfast food conspiracy to denigrate Kansas. you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. 'Ah the power of cheese!' I'm just rambling. The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! Which is exactly what it gets. Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with reading food labels. I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. It really lets me get to know you. (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. I wonder if I've made the world record? It's a word. The basic moral belief that Polar bears should be WHITE. Guess what I wanna do. What I liked best was the philosophy on choices. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. *sigh* I can't think of anything to write. Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. were stuck in here, (alone my dear) and well problem never get out so dont start to shout. It's strange. I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. Neo is told that he has two choices. It tells me stuff like: "Warning: More Solutions May Exist" and "Questionable Accuracy". My point is that smoke detectors have very little value in home security. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. Apparantly Grape Pie isn't mainstream, but it has existed for some time. You can just bet that they look at every one that get's turned in to them, judging blackmail value, and whether or not you could get arrested. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. Because I have nothing else to do right now. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? You don't know either? I am writing to let you know that I have received an email from {name of recipient}. This sentence is the longest. And if they're so poor, what possessed them to buy a monkey? "Purified" water. SHARE. Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. the longest thing that I have ever wrote was a 600 word paragraph and I just wrote that. Which is what I do best. That's right, I wanna sleep. This is because she memorizes the questions. Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. I added to the lenghth of the LTE without even thinking! 11. So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. Now I want all you loyal fans*cricket chirps* to go to the link to see what I'm like. Halfway though I used my four remaining brain-cells to decide that the game was dumb. We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! Ooooooo! Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! And throughly pissed off at my school system in general. She didn't think it was weird, either. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. *reader starts inching towards freedom* I better goI think that I may have a problem brewing. You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? Was it coherent? Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. I was looking forward to having A elective, while everyone else was enjoying three or fouror even more. (Although my mother does have a "earring tree".) She's evil. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! Which would be boring. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. HOW ARE YOU DOING? This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! I recently learned in my EVIL Physics class that on average, humans lose one inch of height during the day due to gravity pushing on their spine. **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! Gone would be the days when parents told children to play outside, it's a nice day. And I can't think of anything else to do. Then I completly understand. I can work with mistrust. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? We need to act now! That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. Second of all, you would have to have the patience to read through all of this. "a pokemon game. It gave me new insight into how weird I am. while others are thinking "Who's John F. I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. You must be pretty bored, too. And then the quality will rise. We got there, we ate. The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. They expand your mind, making you think about all the things they could do. I have neither won nor lost money/neopoints. There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. | 12.46 KB, JSON | The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm contains the longest known sentence in the English language. Did I resume asking retorical questions? So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. You CANNOT DENY it! I see. The sentence ends up with a 3,609,750-letter . Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! School is taking its toll. You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. Is this eating up time? He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! What, is there a giant sign saying, "DEAD END"? But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. UNDER SUCH EXTREME HEAT, WEAR AND DEGRADATION IS INEVITABLE!! Fire is free. The experimental writers sentence style inspired hundreds of writers since, including Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald, James Joyce, and other masters of modern literature. Seeya. Or maybe not. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. I wonder what it's name would be. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! Ugh. Please find all options here. Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. Woooo! 16 min ago TACO will eventually destroy him. ALWAYS. Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. | 0.47 KB, Python | And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. And secret? GeeI wish I'd thought of that sooner. The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. I'm back again. 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. My calculator is nifty. Ha! Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. Just like all those reports people have to do. I heard something and turned around, and there he was! And what did he do to me? Here, topic, topic, topic! In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. I'm so special. Pretty cool, huh? In any caseI guess that smoke detectors are a neccesary evilbutWHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID LIGHT? The workers would then be able to afford more entertainment items and the upward spiral would continue, as opposed to the evil downward spiral of my writing. That's right, folks, mass hypnosis via commercials. We thank you! Do not MOCK me! I figured you rush right on over to e-mail me. Hey, by the way. To support Open Cultures educational mission, please consider making a donation. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? And not so pissed at my weird family. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. How did you ever guess? I am back. And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. Out loud. Unfortunatly, I once again am devoid of a topic. Surely you have heard of her? and even if they could it wouldn't do them any good because it would scare them instead of the aformentioned individual. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. Anyway, moving on! Proud to be weird. My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. It's not FAIR. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. In any case, my theory means that playing video games is very cruel. In other wordsthey hurt. HA! You cannot follow the vast, mind-boggling logic that is ME! As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. But it's not. I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. Think about it. :) Seeya! I'll add a link to the main page when I get around to it. This is a list of unusually long mathematical proofs. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. You give to me? Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. c)I have an extremly irrational fear of that. I only signed up for a semester. Yesthat's rightsuicide. Air pressure. *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. Who'da thought it? This is just a pointless excursive in spelling errors and grammatical imprecision. Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. Yes, that's right. I get done at 9:15. I's can get to my site again! I bet you were just breathless in anticipation. The end is not here. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. We believe that this is the longest single sentence in . Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! In all those 911 shows, people wake up and their house is engulfed in flames. Now, those have possibilities. Remember: if the show sucks, it's their fault, not ours! I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. And let me tell you, it's an outrage. Or, as an alternative, I could have ruined several plans for world domination that other people made. MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! World's largest sentence. But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. Advertisement. Not a member of Pastebin yet? Jonathan Coes The Rotters Clubends with a 33-page long whopper with 13,955 words in it. Seeya. I've been playing one of the new neopets slot machines (black pawkeet). Bye! I founded the secret message, you ok man? WANNA SEE ME PULL A TAPEWORM OUTTA MY ****!! Try it. When I win 500np on a normal game, I move to the 500 point. Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. But you'd never prove it was infinite. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. Time for another boring disclaimer!!!!!!! Seeya! If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. You see, if you memorize stuff, you only have to remember that the answer to number 6 is Clara Barton for a week, rather than having to remember that Clara Barton started the Red Cross for the rest of you life. These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. It would sneeze, then start it's eight-hour-long death hum. that was recognised in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records was the longest ever written. Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. Anyway, gotta go! I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. There were many people that were the same age as me and my siblings (no one in the room but us were under 30) Us kids had to be dragged kicking and screaming from the bar ( I almost fell asleep during the last game I watched) As we left, there was a feeling of goodwill and fellowship between all(my sister locked me out of the car and wouldn't let me in untill I started yelling profanity in her general direction) The high point of the entire night was when my mother gave me $21 for my report card. Moving on, I have nothing else to say, but don't feel like quitting just yet. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! That's is just so extremly creepy. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! Seeya. Why, you ask? These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. I think. However . "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. In any caseI should probably find a topic. It took him to my quiz page. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! The only reason the makers of Cheese-Nips don't get sued is because of the tast difference and Cheese Nips are made of real "cheese" rather than cheez. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. WAIDAMINIT!! Sometimes, it is lazy. I bet you couldn't tell. Hmmmmmaybe my condition is worsening. Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. Death is like life in that after you die some things start life again inside of you. In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. Unless you're bored. Is this getting confusing to you? I want an elective. Maybe the evil little faeries with the sharp little teeth have put their evil faerie dust on my computer. It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. WOOF! This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. Perhaps, one day, far in the future, this will actually be a world record and random people will acutally voluntarily read this text every day. The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! I probley wouldn't actually print this out (think how much paper it would take!) But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. We can only hope that the digital camera manufacturers are kinder masters than the evil Kodak Lords. You don't know who Squirell is? Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. I can't think of anything!? Why not click on the Very Weird Stuff link to see more, or click on the music link?

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